Goons who are eight times bigger than you? Teachers who love to make you suffer? So many restrictions that even prisoners have more freedom? That’s just anÂ AVERAGEÂ day in middle school! However,Â with Max’s help, you can make it easier to beat than the first level of Candy Crush!
Max Corrigan has over 365 daysÂ of middle school experience andÂ will do whatever it takes to ensure your survival. And he means WHATEVER. No job is too big or too dangerous. PutÂ Max to work for YOUÂ toÂ seeÂ what hundreds of other kids have already experienced!
Learn how to destroy your enemies using only the power of your mind!
Maxâ€™s one simple trick will show you how to get an A without even cracking a book!
Be able to fake any signature any time with Maxâ€™s step-by-step instructions!
Whoâ€™s the most popular kid in school? YOU, once Max gets to work!
Every schoolâ€™s got â€™em! Learn how to get them off your back for good!
Turn the school into your personal ATM! Cash money, baby!
Max has a fake vomit recipe so convincing, people will wear Hazmat suits around you!
Never sit through a boring lecture again!
Bypass parental controls and learn to hack weak passwords! Surfâ€™s up!
Don’t be fooled by cheap imitators*â€”anybody canÂ claimÂ to help middle schoolersâ€”Max is the ONLY ONEÂ who delivers GUARANTEEDÂ RESULTS. Max will work one-on-one with YOUÂ to ensure you make it through middle school without even breaking a sweat! In fact, by the time he’s done, you won’t just beat school,Â YOU’LL RULE IT!
With Max’s financial insights, I was able to turn my Social Studies class into my own piggy bank! Now I'm living the dream!
I used to hate gym class. But now, with Max’s help, I never have to do another pushup again! Adios “sweating like a pig” and hola “sipping on lemonade while everyone else runs laps!”
Thanks to Max’s advice on forging signatures, progress reports are no longer a problem in my house! Now that’s real progress!
I went from eating Brussels sprouts in the school bathroom to eating chicken nuggets at the cool kids’ table! Max, my stomach and my life are indebted to you!
Max’s fake vomit recipe is worth its weight in gold! He knows how to put the “ick” in “sick days!” (Written from my computer at home instead of taking an awful Geometry test.)
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Join Max as he takes you through your first week of middle school. Along the way, you’ll neutralize bullies, one-up the principal, and win over not just one, butÂ allÂ the cliques. It’s the ultimate middle school guide!Learn more!
Middle school expert Max Corrigan is back and he wants YOU to run for class president.Â With Maxâ€™s help, youâ€™ll conquer all the steps of running for office and learn more essential school survival tricks!Learn more!